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Amazing Grace: The Two-Legged kitten
True Blood 3x05 Trouble
Franklin: Almost forgot. You have a text message. “Bitch, where are you?” You said no boyfriends. Who is he? Who’s Lafayette? I’ll rip your throat out!
Tara: He’s my cousin. And he’s… And he’s gay.
Franklin: Oh. Well, how do I get rid of him? How about, um, “I’m busy, bitch.” No, “bitch.” He wrote “bitch.” Too many “bitches.” “Hooker”?
Franklin: Hey, Tara, watch how fast I type “motherfucker.” It’s cool, right?
it’s disappointing that galarraga didn’t get his perfect game and probably won’t have that opportunity again, but one missed call does not signify the end of the world.
EMOTIONAL GAME: Home plate umpire Jim Joyce wiped tears during the exchange of lineup cards between Cleveland Indians bench coach Tim Tolman, left, and Detroit Tigers pitcher Armando Galarraga, right, before a baseball game in Detroit on Thursday. Mr. Galarraga lost his bid for a perfect game with two outs in the ninth inning on a disputed call at first base by Mr. Joyce on Wednesday night. (Paul Sancya/Associated Press)

u.s. team captain carlos bocanegra. yum.
world cup starts june 11th!